i got a spam email today that said “FREE PASS TO ALL THE SLUTS IN YOUR TOWN” but it didn’t say what the pass was for or if i had to distribute it to all the sluts in my town
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kgHe has also recited his own poetry to them.
i like to imagine that upon reciting his poetry they lowered the ransom back to 620 kg
i like that some comments on pictures circulating through tumblr read “are we not gonna talk about x.”
no we aren’t, because most people on here don’t talk much at all.
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
That’s actually a really cool story prompt
That’s the plot of My Little Pony FiM
and final fantasy 13 *vomits*
a skeleton appears behind you and whispers the spookiest of words into your ear: “oppan gangnam style”
watchdogs got delayed for fear it would not see success in this, the year of luigi
in my quest for a shiny gengar i have become the equivalent of a pokemon puppy mill
i am sorry
- lysandre: i'm going to defeat you with my own mega-evolution! go mega gyrados
- my maractus: lol *one shots gyrados*
- VERY TENSE VERY RIVETING. WOULD BE VILLAIN DEFEATED BY A DANCING CACTUS.