i am daenerys stormborn of the house targaryen, of the blood of old valyria. valyrian is my mother tongue. i can also speak the common language. i took a couple years of spanish in highschool but tbh i forget most of it. i know pig latin too but that’s kind of a joke. also mormont and i have a secret handshake but he always messes it up when we get the part where we spin around and exchange “low-fives” but it’s kind of long so it’s okay i guess.
09.07.14

comic-chick:

wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

love the one in the back like “hey what are you all check- hey where are you guys going now?”

(via circuitsmaximus)

18.06.14
According to Nintendo Waluigi isn't related to Wario
05.06.14

still one of my favorite episodes

(Source: hellyeahcharlieday, via ghost-signal-deactivated2014071)

30.05.14

ADVENTURE TIME!

Hey ya’ll! If you like Adventure Time check my podcast out! We discuss Season 6’s opening and analyze the show’s growth and development.  

We promise it’s fun!

TalkJams Episode 10: Adventure Friends!

25.04.14
"solid bidoof" done on the wii u gamepad

"solid bidoof" done on the wii u gamepad

03.04.14
oleandervine:

alternative-pokemon-art:

Artist: Gabukichi
A Pokemon x Metal Gear Solid crossover by request.

I think you mean Super Smash Bros fan art!

oh hey it’s me and steve just hanging out with jigglypuff

oleandervine:

alternative-pokemon-art:

Artist: Gabukichi

A Pokemon x Metal Gear Solid crossover by request.

I think you mean Super Smash Bros fan art!

oh hey it’s me and steve just hanging out with jigglypuff

(via adamsmasher)

12.03.14
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insomniatakesover:

aaryasneedle:

severalbadpunslater:

This dude is as passionate about swimming as Eren is about killing all titans.

Except he actually goes swimming.

image

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this drawing is inaccurate because Haru should be attempting to swim in that bottle of water.

(via ashipwreckcoast)

23.01.14

Shia Labeouf will take the plagiarism rampage to the next level by becoming an actual cannibal.

08.01.14

if they made a movie about tumblr it would be “the social network” with the end credits removed

08.01.14