alextimmons:

My mother is a hot mess.

alextimmons:

My mother is a hot mess.

20.05.13
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16.05.13

netflx

is throne gamers on net flix

do you think the short guy and the jerkoff kid would make a good team on the amazing race

help

08.05.13

nerds suckkkkkkkk

i hate nerds.  well not really.  it’s just that  i have seen far too much socially awkward nerdy elitism this week and it’s a fucking headache. being dicks to each other and circle jerking about whether or not x RPG or deck is better than this or that is dumb.

after watching evangelion 3.33 i thought… how do i initiate third impact and just reset nerd-dom world wide

do i need to pierce the hearts of wil wheaton and joss whedon with giant magical world destroying lances

or do i make lances out of shattered firefly and avengers dvds

help

01.05.13

thrift shop

 

walk into the club, like whattup, i got a big box of sega genesis games have you ever played beyond oasis? beyond oasis is a top down action rpg game from the 90s
29.04.13

I never understood why some guys are inclined to think less of a girl if she sleeps with him “easily.”

wehidebehindstars:

Like…

She’s not the only one doing the sex. 

You are also doing the sex. 

YOU ARE ALSO DOING THE SEX. 

HOW CAN YOU JUDGE HER FOR DOING THE SEX WHEN YOU ARE DOING THE SEX ALSO. 

because lame social constructs. the guy feels like he accomplished something.  he got his reward, he did his work, he thinks he’s great.  i’m also willing to be there’s a good portion of dudes who feel threatened in a way, as in “hey, i got this really easily, if i stick around with her she might give it up easily to someone else!” - but that’s just a guess.  either way it’s lame-o~

(via feetlips)

29.04.13

EVANGELION 4.44 PREDICTIONS

main evangelion theme plays

fade in from black

it’s the last two episodes of the evangelion series played one after the other

last 5 minutes of the film is a closeup of anno smiling

while cee lo green’s “fuck you” plays

cut to black

28.04.13
evangelion origins

evangelion origins

16.04.13

~*~*-*KISSING PARTY*-*~*~

why isn’t the new “Fire Emblem” called “Fire Emblem: Kissing Party” based off of mare odomo’s tiny cartridge sticker

19.03.13

wethinkwedream:

yogastrong:

headturnmeon:

juicewzl:

yesslynn:

ellegolightly:

This angry food is making my year right now.

NATURE’S BUTTER, BITCH.

Tasty and aggressive, two of my favorite things.

I lol’d. so hard.

LMAOOOOOOO  this is some of the best shit i’ve seen on Tumblr…had me dying lol

I had to.

omg

i like the part where the text is laid out like a train wreck.  jesus christ.

(Source: scintillatingjelly)

18.03.13